I felt like this little story this afternoon... here's how my version went...
If Laura Susan gets thirsty, she'll ask Springer if he wants something to drink too.
If he says no, she'll walk into the kitchen.
If she walks into the kitchen, she'll see all the nasty pollen tracked in by Jasper the Wonder Dog.
If she sees the utter filth of the floor, she'll grab the broom and sweep it up.
If she begins to sweep, she'll go ahead and move the chairs, trash can, etc, out of the kitchen
so she can do a good job.
If she really wants to do a good job, she'll go ahead and get the mop and bleach out of the laundry room.
If she gets the mop out, she'll begin to mop the whole kitchen.
If she mops the kitchen, she'll remember that the bathroom hasn't been mopped in quite some time either.
If she decides to mop the bathroom too, she'll ask Springer to vacuum the bathroom floor first.
If Springer vacuums the bathroom floor, Laura Susan will come in and mop it.
If the kitchen and bathroom floors are finally clean, she'll sit down on the couch to finish her work.
If she begins her work again, she'll remember that she is thirsty.
But this time she'll ask Springer to pour her some water because
if she goes into the kitchen, there's no telling when she'll be back!
